SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said, “You’re real funny, douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up you’re messed up.
have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
Until you come home from college one day and find that your parents have remodeled and there’s a new shower, and you have no fucking clue how it works.
EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*
Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore