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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via taymarie821)


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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh


shavingryansprivates:

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

(via savecalvinfoundation)


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Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said, “You’re real funny, douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up you’re messed up.

(Source: thorthousand1, via howverypoppunkofyou)


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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!


bunny-bo:

ghost-anus:

have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?

(via eggsbenedict-cumberbund)


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chemfatale:

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

Until you come home from college one day and find that your parents have remodeled and there’s a new shower, and you have no fucking clue how it works.

(Source: bakehuntdrink)


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EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

(via insidethemindofsam)


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basedgosh:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green


evan basedgosh is sexy as hell